Things have been complicated for Inflammammal of late.  Perhaps what's needed is simply a  pear, peach and apple, otherwise unadorned.

Another knockout from a '40s seed and flower catalog.  Does the peach named "Champion" still exist as a heirloom variety?  Sure hope so.

I realize these juices probably tasted mostly of the cans they were sold in, but those pretty fruit back there improve the flavor.