But even fine art can't please Inflammammal like a a very good '40s juice ad.

A small, glorious interstitial illustration in a Sunkist booklet:

Bonus: cute cover of lemon booklet.

I realize these juices probably tasted mostly of the cans they were sold in, but those pretty fruit back there improve the flavor.

File under: Racist but simultaneously featuring aesthetic elements* Inflammammal can't help but admire.

*chiefly, nice vintage illustrations of fruit juice in a glass, which get Inflammammal a li'l Asbergered out (no shade, no disrespect intended)